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boyfriend guide

Sun Feb 8, 2009, 12:53 PM
  • Listening to: nuting
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  • Watching: world alpine championship (idk why?)
  • Playing: nuting
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-When she walks away from you mad - follow her.
-When she stare's at your lips - kiss her.
-When she pushes you or hits you - grab her & dont let go.
-When she starts cursing at you - kiss her & tell her you love her.
-When shes quiet - ask her whats​ wrong​
​-When she ignores you - give her your attention.
-When she pulls away - pull her back.
-When you see her at her worst - tell her shes beaut​iful.
-When you see her start crying - just hold her & dont say a word.
-When you see her walking - sneak up & hug her waist from behind.
-When shes scared - protect her
-When she lays her head on your shoulder - tilt her head up & kiss her.
-When she steals your favorite hat - let her keep it & sleep with it for a night
-When she teases you - tease her back & make her laugh​
-When she doesnt answer for a long time - reassure every​thing is okay
-When she looks at you with doubt​ - back yourself up with the truth​.
-When she says that she likes you - she really does,​ more than you can understand​.
-When she grabs at your hands​ - hold her and play with her fingers.
-When she bumps into you - bump into her back and make her laugh​
-When she tells you a secret - keep it safe
-When she looks at you in your eyes - don't look away until she does
-WHEN SHE MISSES YOU - SHES HURTING INSIDE
-When you break her heart​ - the pain NEVER really goes away
-When she says its over - she STILL wants you to be hers
-When she repost this bulletin - she wants you to read it
-Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
-DON'T let her have the last word.
-NEVER call her hot. Gorgeous or beautiful is soo much better.
-Say you love her more than she could ever love you
-Argue that she is the best girl ever
-When shes mad hug her tight​ and dont let go
-When she says shes ok dont believe it
-Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
-Treat her like shes all that matters to you.
-Let her know shes important.
-When she runs up at you crying,​ the first​ thing​ you say is;
"​Who'​s butt am I kicki​ng today​,​ baby?​"​

If you do post this in the next four minut​es the one you love will:​
Call you
Kiss you
Love you
Text you
Guys post as: "I'd be this boy fr​iend"​
Girls​ post as: "​Boy friend guide

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type:girl(duh) nickname:jojo(mssge me if u want to know why) favecolor: green and black favefood:SUSHI!......anyway um im usually viewed as emo or punk but i dont give a fuck what anyone else thinks about me its their opinion not mine...preps are impossible to live with ...they need to go to hell...........oh um im ususally very loud, funny, nice, honest( to my friends), and love to goof off wenever possible and i despise school to no end...in my opinion it shold be burned to the ground, blown up, mashed into a million pieces, then hit by a tornado!! aren't i sweet? haha...wen im around pple i dont know i become pple shy and dnt talk or anything ill just stand there quietly which is really hard to believe if you know me relllllyyyyy well....but anyway i do have the most annoying jerk of a brother and sister and they drive me nuts but my friends keep me from going insane! YEAH!!! i used to cut my wrists too be4 my mom fnd out and she said if i ever did it agen she wold put me int the vanderbilt hospital...harsh much? but now i do it secretly HAHAHA wat now mom!!! okey srry that was awkward. Im not a very athletic person and i get pissd off easily and am not afraid to do anything harsh, that wont get bme into alot of trouble, i am really not looking forward to going to high skool next year and i am very lazy and unproductive but am very creative and imaginiative usually my stories dnt get finished becuz i never realy like them.....and yeah im reallllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy y RANDOM most of the time wen im with my friends so uh yeah if you have any othrer questions msge me or add me or watever floats ur boat...byezez now^0^!!!

p.s. i got smetin to tellz ya!!!!
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!................................ ╔══╗♫................................... ║██║..................................... ║(O)║...................................... ╚══╝...................................... *.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*. R.A.P= Retards Attempting Poetry________________________

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  • Interests: lots of things but most of all just hangin with my friends
  • Favourite movie: the dark knight
  • Favourite band or musician: slipknot, three days grace, avenged sevenfold, metallica (sorta), and evanescence
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:iconcriss-angel-lover:
i feel bad for all these fucktards on deviantart bothering you. so hows it going?

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:iconcutt3rdonna:
good...good....i dnt get y everytime im on deviantart sme retard starts cussing me out and calling me a fake and all that shit god!!!!!!!!
:iconcriss-angel-lover:
he cussed me out and said im some young gurl who needs to get a life and im like excuse me im not yelling at people for having the same name as others!
god get a life!

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Come see the show, big top show
Walk in and hang with the dead carnival
Dead carny carnies, dead juggalos
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:iconcutt3rdonna:
yeah thats stupid......i sked him if we could be nice to each other now and not be enemies anymore and he said maybe and then i just replied to him and said okay.....i didnt mean to have the same name as someone else i would change it if i could.....so yeah and he hasnt replied back yet so um yeah..... so much drama!!!!
:iconcriss-angel-lover:
he never replied back to my comments. haha hes scared of me. he shud be!!!

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Walk in and hang with the dead carnival
Dead carny carnies, dead juggalos
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